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Adam Sandler's New Film 'Pixels' May Cause Cancer


How much money did Peter Dinklage demand to be in this movie?

Along with Sandler's painfully unfunny, flatulent cohort Kevin James, someone with deep pockets have also procured Sean Bean, Michelle Monaghan, Brian Cox, and Jane Krakowski to star in some assuredly crap movie that just dropped a new trailer today.

In fairness, I have not watched the trailer. That, to me, would be akin to returning to an abusive relationship and hoping that things will be better this time if only he would stop all the drinking and watching King of Queens.

But I've been burned enough by Adam Sandler. I would've assumed we all have by now but Grown Ups 2's $133 million gross clearly proves me wrong. Although, I'm guessing he doesn't dress up in drag again which is a moderate step up from the bowels of complete shittiness.

Oh, and did I mention that Josh Gad is in this? The trailer is linked below (not embedded, for your sake) if you are so inclined to hurriedly increase your drinking problems and self-loathing.

Pixels Official Trailer

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