Clear your calenders because The Hoff and a bunch of other nobodies are battling The Sharknado© as it invades your homes, and Washington D.C. I guess, on July 22.
In the world before Sharknado was unleashed by the mostly vile studio The Asylum, we were stuck with mostly dumb disaster movies by Roland Emmerich. But now in it's second sequel, Sharknado 3 will undoubtedly continue to fill the unexpected hole in our lives for wooden acting, celebrity cameos in a B-movie, and that guy from 90210 gutting a shark inside out with a chainsaw. What a world we live in.
And of course, the new picture is officially titled Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! I would have preferred "Ah Hell Naw" instead but so be it.
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