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News Roundup: Play-Doh Machete Vs. Gordo


More Machete!

Even though both movies released thus far have only grossed about $30 million, it seems that someone is bankrolling Robert Rodriguez's next entry into Danny Trejo's Machete series. Only this time, it's in space! And it might be titled Machete Kills In Space! And you know, I can't think of any other floundering series that has turned to space and hasn't come back into relevance.

Next: Slinky: The Movie

Hasbro, not content with ruining childhood through bad Transformers movies, is reportedly looking to make a movie from everyone's childhood diet-staple, Play-Doh. Deadline reports Paul Feig is in talks to direct the film but the rest of the details are sparse. Granted, this sounds like a bad idea but then again The Lego Movie did as well. Maybe it'll turn out not horrible? Nawwwwww.

The Gift of Creepy Joel Edgerton

The trailer was just released for co-star/director Joel Edgerton's upcoming The Gift. I like Jason Bateman and I like Rebecca Hall and I like Joel Edgerton. All of these things added together with a creepy bowl-cut sound like a winning receipe.


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