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Theater Scum: Ted V. Max

A crude talking anthropomorphic teddy bear and a war hero dog. Which should I take the kids to see?

Ted 2


Seth MacFarlane certainly didnā€™t win any friends after his last film, A Million Ways to Die in the West or his Oscar-hosting gig or the legions of folks who think heā€™s a talentless hack riding on the animated coattrails of The Simpsons. But I liked the first Ted and I can tolerate Family Guy even if itā€™s whatever the opposite of appointment TV.

MacFarlaneā€™s problem is MacFarlane. His juvenile schtick wasnā€™t too robust to begin with and that seems to be all he has going for him. Sure, people still like him. I still tolerate him. Heā€™ll be fine with the 13 hour animated block he has on FOX every week. But Iā€™d be surprised to see Ted 2 do as well as the original did. Tides are shifting, man.


Max



With the trailer proclaiming Max is from the director of Remember the Titans (uplifting!) and a producer of Marley & Me (gut-punching), I think itā€™s pretty safe to assume what you are in for here.

This seems to be marketed primarily as a kidā€™s movie based on the thousands of commercials Iā€™ve seen on Disney Channel which makes sense as it centers on a young boy dealing with the loss of his brother and bonding with Max while outrunning 4x4s in the woods. Iā€™m not quite sure how the 4x4s factor into things but at the very least, itā€™s nice to see Thomas Hayden Church and Lauren Graham getting some work. Even if it is in a sappy-looking tear-jeaker.

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