'Transformers' Cinematic Universe Officially a Thing; Has Writers

In spite of the rumor* that all the Transformers films thus far have been impromptu sketches from the mind of Michael Bay, there actually were credited writers on each and every one. Now their are more writers who get the renowned prestige of listing Transformers on their resume.

Variety reports that the threatened Transformers spin-offs and sequels have found writers ranging from The Walking Dead’s Robert Kirkman to at least four other action writers not currently attached to scribe a Marvel film.

Perhaps it is best that Paramount is going this thoroughly asinine way of expanding the Transformers universe to finally fulfill either the prophecy of End of Times or a public saturation of robot-based racial and testicle jokes. One of the two has to be the result.

*I made up this rumor. But it tracks.