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Theater Scum: The Ghosts of Tomorrow

One’s a low-cost remake of an 80s classic while the other’s a big-budget original tale. Who will win?

Tomorrowland


Having only skimmed advance reviews, I still have little idea what Brad Bird’s Tomorrowland is about save for George Clooney being a curmudgeon and a magical pin that transports Britt Robertson to the titular place. Of that skimming though, I took away that Bird may have been better off taking over the Star Wars Franchise.

Verdict: Live Another Day



Poltergeist


Some might say this is an unnecessary remake (and they’re probably right), but the fact is that kids born prior to the 90s aren’t scared by static on TV anymore than they know what a stinkin’ CRT TV looks like. Some of the scenes shown thus far look good but the whole affair seems to hem quite closely to the original (and still very effective original).

Verdict: Just another reel on the cinematic Indian burial ground of needless remakes.

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