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Blow-bocop (2013)

SCENE: SWANKY CONFERENCE ROOM FILLED WITH OCP INVESTORS

Old Man: Our system of entertainment is under assault and dangerous crime. The real crime: unoriginalty. In an effort to replace Hollywood with our own Delta City CA, we need a cop who not only has the weapons to fight these street thugs but the resources to use them. Ladies and gentlemen…. I introduce to you …..



Old Man: What the hell is that? It looks like a Chinese knock-off of the Snake Eyes costume. Forget this place, I’m out.

::drops microphone::

Old Man: (distant) Oh, and here’s a trailer if you’re so inclined.


If I go see this movie, it’ll be because Michael Keaton is in it and looks like he’s playing a bad-ass-ish guy. As for the rest, it all seems pretty standard action/adventure fair from the past five years with little else sticking out in the trailer. Robocop was a childhood favorite growing up but I don’t have have a good feeling.

I guess we’ll see.

Also, check out the very “meh” inducing poster below.


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